
MCCARTHY: You don’t pull punches, do you? Ha! Get it? Anyway. GRAVES: You’re responsible for your own damages.

MCCARTHY: I think most people are sorry your battle fried all the camera drones there to record! Big outfits like Virtual Entropy can afford the equipment loss, but oof, some of us took quite a financial hit and nothing to show for it. MCCARTHY: Considering you leveled seven-hundred acres of a national forest in the process, I would hope the victory would bring you some joy. MCCARTHY: You don’t sound too happy about it. First off, congratulations are in order! You defeated Voidshadow. MCCARTHY: For our loyal listeners, you might be wondering where my co-host is, and I assure you, Teodora’s on site! The prison only lets in one “visitor” at a time, which is a shame, but you get the dulcet sound of my solo voice as compromise. MCCARTHY: Well, you did both come in like wrecking balls, or should I say asteroids? GRAVES: It was nowhere near that destructive.

For those of you living under a rock, Sol Undertaker placed themself voluntarily in prison here after the Second Tunguska Event, as fans are calling the showdown. I’m thrilled to be coming to you live from the maximum-security containment wing of Site 92, where I have the pleasure of interviewing Sixten Graves, known by most of you as Sol Undertaker. MCCARTHY: Welcome back, listeners! It’s me, Eli McCarthy, your go-to podcast host for allllll the juiciest super drama. Interview with Sol Undertaker, hosted by Eli McCarthy on Episode 319 of Capes For Justice Series: The Tales of Gorlen Vizenfirthe.

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